27. var sc_project=5954694; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="93ae9e93"; Tumblr (3.0; @aubreybell)http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2ee6ef9597a43b84b51a3dd27801b55/tumblr_mm8y5gVsfP1qz57ubo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>uhh, actually.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49548303432http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49548303432Fri, 03 May 2013 16:48:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c27abd348384476c3e02564af83d3ca/tumblr_mm8y300DQ71qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>aka my worst nightmare.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49548200215http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49548200215Fri, 03 May 2013 16:47:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/037bc6e59151731440062e03b9379479/tumblr_mm5chut3mr1royxsyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f6f3b33707026a4dea0d7896acbb4ec/tumblr_mm5chut3mr1royxsyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jessicawakeman.tumblr.com/post/49525571702/strandbooks-from-the-fifty-great-opening">jessicawakeman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strandbooks.tumblr.com/post/49525481969/from-the-fifty-great-opening-lines-section-of">strandbooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>From the “Fifty Great Opening Lines” section of Eric Weber’s “World Famous” <em>How to Pick-up Girls!</em></p> <p>Other choice lines include:</p> <p>“Do you have an aspirin?”</p> <p>“How long do you bake a potato?”</p> <p>and my personal favorite,</p> <p>“Hi.”</p> <p>Let me know how these work out for you.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think I’ve met some men who have read this book. </p> </blockquote> <p>Haha. Relevant. cc: <a href="http://tessastrain.tumblr.com">Tessa.</a> </p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49532053780http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49532053780Fri, 03 May 2013 13:07:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89d7a32c08ba2e3ecbee02138035c68c/tumblr_mm4k5jMqKj1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…to be continued.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49361319809http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49361319809Wed, 01 May 2013 07:56:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/776046857506b0ae4e65690a3e7128b5/tumblr_mm3eanxk6B1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re not better than me, party!</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49314753103http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49314753103Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:51:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e8f8f6907bf3325748c859dd7802bb0/tumblr_mm370xkoEs1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a gift.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49302401976http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49302401976Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:14:57 -0700he loves it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff53eb37ec15af1065b7b4313509f97/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1bce52987e568d76830f1d92ac1a8ba/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/624b89c5bce84dccaabab5d943dc0c14/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/218cd7bad3613676794a8300f70a23d6/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o4_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4682ccb7dac7abd0da6ee193844ccfb/tumblr_mlr06c489o1s73w96o5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meerschaums.tumblr.com/post/48761308447/next-time-jorah">meerschaums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>next time, jorah</p> </blockquote> <p>I have never seen Game of Thrones, but this is wonderful. </p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49288665137http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49288665137Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:10:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f84835d2a400d1f7943bdbab71469a9d/tumblr_mm1t7j2JUV1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BUMMER</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49233684987http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49233684987Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:18:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3278ba2152ebb46d34135607159d51e2/tumblr_mlxu189Akp1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04ca09e6a8cff83ca9b422f0c363d03f/tumblr_mlxu189Akp1r3gb3zo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://timneenan.com/post/49155368053/suddenly-sober-for-a-second-and-realizing-im-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">timneenan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>suddenly sober for a second and realizing i’m in a crowded waffle house at 3am</p></blockquote> <p>oh no</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49157818889http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49157818889Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:34:50 -0700“Although, she thought, if she had money, she’d probably love it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Meg Wolitzer, The Interestings</em>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49130658787http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49130658787Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:46:19 -0700“The train came and Jules Jacobson stepped on and thought: <i>I am the loneliest person in this subway car. </i>Everything in here looked ugly: the aqua subway seats; the ads for Goya products, as if a faded color illustration of now-gray guavas in gray syrup could make you want to eat them; the metal rails that had been grasped by thousands of hands that very day; the stations as they flowed past the window. <i>I am having a crisis,</i> she thought. <i>I suddenly feel a new, fragile sense of myself in the world, and it is unbearable.</i>”<br/><br/> - <em>Meg Wolitzer, <em>The Interestings</em></em>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49036352037http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/49036352037Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:20:00 -0700oh<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18823ebe901fe36a37141c8d20ba02ff/tumblr_ml2fr5f5tY1qgt6zko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f4db007afe2094391f24a44a0e5fa2f/tumblr_ml2fr5f5tY1qgt6zko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://presumably.tumblr.com/post/48274620378">presumably</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arijandro.tumblr.com/post/47662728570">arijandro</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48870479437http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48870479437Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:41:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c85ec570705d92132bd47d08ee15ec56/tumblr_mlqo7a85nR1r5xsw9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://oldloves.tumblr.com/post/48749910091/fred-durst-thora-burch-2003" class="tumblr_blog">oldloves</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fred Durst & Thora Burch, 2003</p></blockquote> <p>NO</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48753801533http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48753801533Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:30:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca85754bfc12d8e5a1a3113117d41a2b/tumblr_mloqu7jOTX1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some thoughts.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48661235026http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48661235026Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:58:55 -0700http://www.twitter.com/aubreybell<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a98175e8d02c13194eb067193acae2d3/tumblr_mljkc9RksH1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Probably the most accurate picture of my default state there is. (at Palermo)</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48421536716http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48421536716Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:50:33 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3d1cbe72b223f3ab0c7c364b66606d5/tumblr_ml9q1bQG1P1qebseoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93aff83065bc467a890abfb6d3403327/tumblr_ml9q1bQG1P1qebseoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48135203155http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/48135203155Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:53:47 -0700where have you been all my lifeperfect person alert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6bcc1061e45b3dd641133fae6a0a37b/tumblr_ml6dftyVG61qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Perfect showcase.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47837158707http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47837158707Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:52:40 -0700twitter.com/aubreybell<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9152ba0b7b11cc768df9be03d12e3343/tumblr_mjk2kaYQyj1qzxdplo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47732138296http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47732138296Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:33:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5574b480058c3e7dcf6580a2cf21cde/tumblr_mkyehd9taI1qz57ubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Screamed.</p>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47478733778http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47478733778Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:34:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2de87f8d2c329fc16f7709458ab50714/tumblr_mksya2Miup1qgptbdo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comiques.tumblr.com/post/47221321243/springtime">comiques</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>springtime</p> </blockquote>http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47227827741http://aubreybell.tumblr.com/post/47227827741Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:20:41 -0700