Finally, not every question has an answer. One definition of philosophy is that...– Bob Duckett, “Reference Desk: Tips on Using Your Wits”
9460.) Made out with someone for the first time...
blogsecret: I feel slightly sick and I can still taste the inside of his mouth. Now, I’m wondering what the hell my friends were thinking when they told me how much I was missing out on. I’d rather miss out than walk around for hours afterward with the taste of a retainer lingering on my tongue, thanks.
Spent today doing an end of summer purge on my wardrobe. If I was ever unsure about an item’s place, I would think, “How would I feel wearing this in front of a 360 mirror with Stacy and Clinton berating me?” In other words, I have no clothes left.
movieoftheday: Last Words by The Real Tuesday...
fuckyeahjgl: copycats: eceu: I Don’t Want...
The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year a total of 88,000 by the...– (via bitchville) (via stephstories) (via ghostsinyourbed) (via spinners-end) (via atoms) (via jumbledemotion)
Pretty much how I always end up at the Olive...
Tracy: Let me ask you a question, everyone at this table. Did he just say the word pumpkin to me?
Liz: Yes, pumpkin ravioli.
Tracy: Yo, I'm buggin'! I can't do this! I cannot eat here! I can't eat here. I gotta go someplace where they make food that I like.
Today I saw a kid lick his palms and then rub them all over his face. Half an hour later, a (different) kid came up to the circulation desk, and asked for my name and a hug.
jumbledemotion: mliaverage: Today, I swerved to avoid a banana peel on the road. Thanks, Mario Kart. MLIA
Reason #72532 I'm Going to Hell
I can’t wait until work tomorrow because when people ask me when their books are due I’m going to say, “Sept. 11. Never forget!”
NIN- Closer (I wanna fuck you like an animal)
me: if either of us ever gets married, we have to make a pact to have that song play at the reception.
emily: or better yet, have a wedding band play it
the slowdance version
me: deal. i won't forget this.
It takes special skill to craft the perfect passive-agressive ‘tweet’ or Facebook status update; so glad I’m lucky enough to know people just that talented.
fuckyeahjgl: Yet another new 500 Days of Summer clip, this time via tumblr user Lisa Guillen, who also has a great early review of the movie here. I guess if they had the whole clip it would give the rest of the movie away, but this was probably one of the most heartbreaking segments of a film I’ve seen in awhile.
A psychology student in New York once rented out...
fuckyeahfacts: (World’s Greatest Book of Useless Information) Why I would never be a psychology major.
Just one of those days where I feel like I’m going to jump out of my skin.
The girl’s name Albreda \a-lbre-da, al(b)-reda\ is of Old German origin, and its meaning is “elf counsel”. Feminine form of Aubrey.
Rhode Island is the only state in the United...
fuckyeahfacts: State law permits prostitution so long as it takes place discreetly, outside public view, so the brothels function disguised as ‘spas.’ (source) Submitted by goldenm2008 Ah-ha, that’s why you like Providence so much Maddie!
8923.) I think breakups are hysterical.
The weirdest things make my heart feel like it's...
So much for being unflappable.
Me: Oh wow. Just got invited via Facebook to a seven year high school reunion at TGI Fridays. Just like Wonderfalls!
Maddie: Hahaha you gonna go?
Me: I wish I could say "Fuck no" in more than one language.
I don’t need it. I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my...– Tracy Jordan on Birthdays (via crabcakes) (via 30rockthings)
The wisdom of Einstein
pocketflow-er: justbesplendid: Life: Life is sacred, that is to say, it is the supreme value, to which all other values are subordinate. Ageing: I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to. Praise: The only way to escape the personal corruption of praise is to go on working. Problems: Fear or stupidity has always been the basis of most human...
I don’t want to be somebody’s crush. If somebody likes me, I want them to like...– The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (via eletheowl) (via nicccola) (via bodyparts) (via merricat) (via jumbledemotion)