uhh, actually.
aka my worst nightmare.
From the “Fifty Great Opening Lines” section of Eric Weber’s “World Famous” How to Pick-up Girls!
Other choice lines include:
“Do you have an aspirin?”
“How long do you bake a potato?”
and my personal favorite,
“Hi.”
Let me know how these work out for you.
I think I’ve met some men who have read this book.
Haha. Relevant. cc: Tessa.
…to be continued.
You’re not better than me, party!
This is a gift.
BUMMER
“Although, she thought, if she had money, she’d probably love it.”
Meg Wolitzer, The Interestings
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